Because I can, thats why

1. First thing you wash in the shower? My hur-a. Because I like to leave the conditoner in the whole shower to make my hair extra sexy.

2. What color is your favorite hoodie? Black.

3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? Considering it was a baby named Kennedy who I want to STEAL. yes.

4. Do you plan outfits? Hahahahno.

5. How are you feeling RIGHT now? Ready!

6. Whats the closest thing to you that's red? Christmas Treeeee!

7. Tell me about the last dream you remember having? I don't know... but apparently last week I said "What about 22" REALLY loud in my sleep.

8. Did you meet anybody new today? Yepp.

9. What are you craving right now? My back to stop hurting (guess what? I fell on the FREAKING ICE TODAY)

10. Do you floss? Nooooooo.

11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage? Sausage. Mmmmmm.

12. Are you emotional? David would say yes.

13. Have you ever counted to 1,000? Roadtrips. Oh dear lord.

14. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it? I prefer Fro-Yo and I lick it off the spoon. Odd, I know.

15. Do you like your hair? I want it a little less red, but overall, yes.

16. Do you like yourself? Really? This is a question? Duh.

17. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush? Yessssss.

18. What are you listening to right now? The clock. Ticking away the minutes I could be sleeping.

19. Are your parents strict? Um.... I'm married.

20. Would you go sky diving? If someone would pay for it!

21. Do you like cottage cheese? I have to be in the mood, which doesn't happen all that often.

22. Have you ever met a celebrity? Phil of the Future! He bought me a Dr. Pepper when we went to lunch at Chili's! True story!

23. Do you rent movies often? We have netflix, fool!

24. Is there anything sparkly in the room you're in? The ornaments on my tree.

25. How many countries have you visited? Dos. (Mexico is number 2)

26. Have you made a prank phone call? Actually, no. Huh.

27. Ever been on a train? if the tram in vegas counts? or six flags. lmao

28. Brown or white eggs? I'm too poor to care.

29.Do you have a cell-phone? No, I have a beeper.

30. Do you use chap stick? Mmmhmmmm.

31. Do you own a gun? Neg.

32. Can you use chop sticks? Fa sho.

33. Who are you going to be with tonight? well, it is tonight, and I'm with my Christmas tree, soon to be with my love in bed.

34. Are you too forgiving? . . . no?

35. Ever been in love? DUH.

36. What is your best friend(s) doing tomorrow? He is going to school and studying real hard!

37. Ever have cream puffs? So, for my birthday, we went to Costco and bought a whole box. Yes, we are fatties.

38. Last time you cried? When I was watching the Biggest Loser Finale.

39. What was the last question you asked? "Can I go?"

40. Favorite time of the year? Summer, but not when its really hot.

41. Do you have any tattoos? Neg. The only acceptable reason to get a tattoo is if you are in the olympics.

42. Are you sarcastic? NEVER.

43. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect? Random much? I think so.

44. Ever walked into a wall? every day. You should see the bruises I have. You would think David beats me, but no, I'm just klod-zilla.

45. Favorite color? Blue!

46. Have you ever slapped someone? Hahaha yes.

47. Is your hair curly? Yessssss.

48. What was the last CD you bought? . . . . High School Musical 3.

49. Do looks matter? Have you seen my husband? Yes.

50. Could you ever forgive a cheater? Nope.

51. Is your phone bill sky high? Luckily, our parents love us enough to keep us on their plans. So, no!

52. Do you like your life right now? I like my husbandfriend, I like my house, I like my jobs. So, yes.

53. Do you sleep with the TV on? Its in the livingroom... why would I have it on while I sleep?

54. Can you handle the truth? Most days. Except the ones that end in Y.

55. Do you have good vision? Yepp! Me and David both do!

56. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people? . . . . possibly. . . .

57. How often do you talk on the phone? I have a blackberry pearl, and after a year, I still can't text well on it, so I much prefer talking on the phone, so I do it a lot. I really only talk to David or my Mom, but still.

58. The last person you held hands with? DPA.

59. What are you wearing? My guarding clothes... tshirt, david's shorts, and my fav worn out swimsuit.. and yes, its 10 degrees outside.

60.What is your favorite animal? I like kittens, but hate cats. SUP.

61. Where was your default picture taken? Our wedding day (for our profile) or our engagement... (check the top right)

62. Can you hula hoop? Yepp! On the Wii and in Real Life

63. Do you have a job? I have 2! I'm a lifeguard/swim instructor and I work at a wellness center

64. What was the most recent thing you bought? A grilled chicken wrap from McDonalds. Mmmm.

65. Have you ever crawled through a window? Yes, yes I have.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Its snowing.

*insert photo of me crying into my electric blanket here*

I love Utah. I really do. Its BEAUTIFUL. But I HATE snow. HATE.

I love skiing in the snow. I love watching snow fall. But having to go out in the snow? No.

Me and David are going to move to Miami when we grow up.

Last night I almost died.... some jerkface ran a stopsign and ran me off the road. I went about 50 feet in the ditch before I stopped. Did I mention I was on the Scooter? If wasn't such a good driver, I would have died. Poor Scoot is pretty messed up. :-(

But its SNOWING ANYWAYS so we can't ride it.

The end.

Confession(s): Quick Like

I had to completely re-do my Christmas tree after I snipped a wire while thinning out the tree....

I bought 8 boxes of christmas lights to do one 6ft ish tree.

The swimsuit I wear to guard in is see-thru from chlorine eating it, but so comfy I refuse to wear another (don't worry, I wear a shirt and shorts over it)

There are still dishes in the sink from T-give. SUP.

When I am home alone, I don't turn on the heater, but shiver mercilessly

I have pooped 4 times today. Oh Del Scorcho Sauce... you taste so good going in, but are so unkind coming out.

I just called in late to work so that I could write this blog.

The end.

A whole new me!

Since the start of the school year I have successfully lost 10 pounds (with the help of that lovely intestinal virus) and kept it off (with the help of a willpower of STONE people).

To celebrate that and my 22nd birthday, which is today in case you forgot, I chopped off 10 inches of hair, one for every pound, and am sending it to locks of love.

I also dyed it dark, but that had nothing to do with anything other than me wanting it dark for a while.

It is my goal to lose 1 pound a month over the next year, and to donate 12 inches at the end of that year! (It may take a year and a half to get to 12 inches of cuttable hair without me getting it boy-short, so it may take a year and a half for me to cut it, but the goal of one pound a month still remains.)

If I can lose 1 pound a month, or 1/4 pound a week, by the time we are ready to have a baby, I will be down to my ultimate goal weight of all time, which is how much I was when I got back from outward bound before my senior year in high school.

Not sure if you can tell how itty bitty I was, but I was. And I was alll muscle. Seriously. I wish I had taken pictures of my intense back muscles!

ANYWAYS, that is my goal. 1 pound a month! Thats it! I think I can do it!

Army Update:

David went and got his Physical. He has to get a waiver for past crap, which is stupid. He is in perfect physical condition and passed everything with flying colors! We should know by Christmas if he is in or not. Which is forever, but ya know. Its the Army. SO, I'll let you know when we know!

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The Saga Continues

David goes to MEPS tomorrow to get his Physical (we just found out), where they will tell him weather or not he is fit for the Army.

We are voting that he is.

Hopefully they agree.

More news when we know it!

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No News

I should be writing (one of my) papers for Physical Science.

Instead I'm writing you.

Hello.

Did I mention to click interactive at wefeelfine.org?

I meant to.

Its down there at the bottom.

If you didn't, GO DO IT NOW.

Find of the day:

We still know nothing about the Army.

If we don't find out before T-Give I may go to MEPS myself and punch someone in the throat repeatedly until they give David a date for a stupid physical.

Seriously.

Is it that hard to look at his paperwork, see that he got freakishly high scores on the ASVAB, a letter of recommendation from a doctor, and pretty much the best resume the Army could ask for?

SERIOUSLY.

What do they want from us?

A signed affidavit that they can also have our firstborn child?

Done.

A promise that I will bake cakes for his CO weekly?

Done.

David to get a tattoo on his butt that says Army + Me = Love?

Done.

I would do anything if they just LET US KNOW ONE WAY OR THE OTHER.

Freak man.

Its driving me nuts.

Can you tell?

In Other News, this is my hair now:

To give you a better idea of the length:

Also, isn't that a great picture? I think so!

Anyways, I'm chopping it all off.

Possibly Thursday if I have the time.

Maybe Friday if it comes down to it.

Could be Saturday if it has to be.

But this week - its ALL (okay, most, at least 12 inches) coming off.

Don't worry, it'll be back in a year.

Also, its going back brown.

Because I can.

The end.

Umm, Hello?

Has anyone seen THIS?

You are welcome. Enjoy the next 20 minutes of your life browsing.

You can hear all about it from the guy who started it here.

My favorite that I found today?

I love TED. They bring me such wonderous things.

If you have a couple of hours go to here.

I have watched most of them (meaning the top rated ones) and they are AMAZING.

MVP? Elizabeth Gilbert. I want to be her after that talk.

No Army News as of yet. So, hopefully tomorrow, or early next week we'll know more. I'll keep you updated!

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